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What's he doing here?

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Girl, my dates never hang around till
the next day.

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That's because they all go home to their
wives.

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That's Aldo, the building
superintendent.

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Ooh, he's a little old for me.

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But hey, that explains why you get your
rent so cheap.

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Aldo?

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Aldo?

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coming to my apartment without my
permission.

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Well, technically, I can.

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What are you doing here?

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I was having a naughty dream until you
came in.

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Now, first of all, that's nasty. And
second of all, get your old ass up out

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here.

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You heard her, Gramps. Grab your walker
and get to stepping.

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Who's the hottie?

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There's nothing wrong with his eyesight.

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I'm going to make us some coffee.

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Oh, that reminds me, Nicky, you're out
of milk.

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You drank my milk.

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I needed something to wash down your dry
apple pie.

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This is crazy. Now, you eat my food, you
use my phone, and you don't fix a

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thing. Hell, if we had sex once a year,
you could be my husband.

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Nicky, please.

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I'm a happily married man.

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But we could work something out.

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Although, the next time... you come into
my apartment, you better have a good

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reason. But I came here for a good
reason. I have something very important

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tell you.

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Well?

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Hold on. Hold on.

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Just hold on.

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At my age, I'm lucky if I can remember
to fix a leak or take a leak.

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I'm not playing with you, Aldo.

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Let's see. There was a problem.

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And the problem was...

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Oh, yeah, don't use your safe.

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Out.

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No, no, no, no. Uh -uh.

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Get, get, get, Joe.

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I just came from the mall, and I really
need your help. Oh, no, no way. I am not

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wearing your new clothes to make Nikki
think you borrowed them from me when she

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sees them on you. Me neither.

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This is serious.

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My rent is due, and I can't take this
stuff back.

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You didn't save your receipts?

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No, and plus, I wore them a few times.

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I tried returning the coat once I wore
it to the club.

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The store owner started tripping because
it had a few cigarette burns on it.

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Tell me if I don't have my share of the
rent.

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Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in your
shoes.

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What's wrong with my shoes?

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You're going to need a hell of an excuse
to give Nikki why you can't pay the

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rent. Yeah, and it's got to be deceptive
enough so Nikki will believe it.

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Ooh, that's good.

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Yeah, but easy enough so Kim can
remember.

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Remember what?

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Ogilvie, um, Professor Stanley Ogilvie.
I'm Teresa Kenney. I just moved into an

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apartment. 19.

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How'd you know that? Well, uh, as, uh,
president of the Tenants Association,

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it's my business to know everything that
goes on in my building.

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Then you must also know that I'm single.

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Good. Because I'm ready to mingle.

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Ah, hold up!

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Now, is this a tenants meeting or a
hoochie bar?

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I thought this was a party.

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I'm warning you, stay away from Teresa.

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I'm just trying to be neighborly.

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Professor Ogilvie, do you have any food
at this party?

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Kim, this is a meeting. It's not a
party.

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And the note specifically said, eat
before you come.

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My bad. I thought it said eat when you
come, but if you don't have any... All

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right, all right. I'm just trying out
loud. I'm looking for something.

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If we're going to get along as
neighbors, I'd appreciate it if you'd

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pushing up on my man.

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Who are you?

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Nikki Parker.

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And Stanley Ogilvie is my fiancé.

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Does he know that?

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He will as soon as I pop the question.
So just back off.

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He seems awfully interested in me, so
I'll back off when Stanley tells me to

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back off.

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He told me to tell you to back off.

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Did not. Did some. Did not. Did some.
All right, now, let's go ahead and start

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this meeting.

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Uh, Ms. Parker, many of you have filed
complaints about Aldo and his

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behavior around the building, so... I
came home one day, and he was coming out

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of my bathroom.

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Okay, what was he fixing?

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Apparently, his teeth. He left them on
my sink. Oh!

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Yeah, and I've been trying to get him to
fix my leaky shower for months.

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And when he finally came to fix it, me
and my woman was in it.

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All right, then.

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Why don't we take a vote?

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Those in favor of firing Aldo race...
Yeah.

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All right, then. It's settled.

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Aldo's fired.

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Doesn't someone have to tell him?

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Oh.

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Kim, you want to tell him?

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Oh, no. I was just wondering if my food
was ready.

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So, do you always treat your new
neighbors to a welcome -to -the

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drink?

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Only when they look like you.

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Don't move.

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I'll just go powder my nose.

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See,

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you just moved.

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What now?

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It's none of your business.

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Can I come in?

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Beat it.

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Come on, Mama. Pay up. I told you he
wasn't going to let us in. He don't have

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to.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, wait
a minute. You can't just see. Kim and I

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are the new building superintendent.

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Since when are you two the new supers?

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Since I told my mama we would get free
rent.

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But the best part of all is I'm on call
for my boo.

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365 -24 -7.

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Okay, this is an outrage.

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I'm president of the Tennis Association.

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Why don't I know about this?

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Well, the day the owner came by, you
were out getting your back waxed.

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I have a condition.

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We've got a job to do. A job? What job?

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According to the work order, your faucet
is broken.

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Okay, I don't believe this.

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Do you two have any experience?

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Nope. Okay, references?

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Nope. Do you have any idea what the job
entails?

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Nope. Hi!

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How did you get the job?

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No one else wanted it.

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Okay, look, you're just going to have to
leave because I'm a little busy, all

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right? Okay, well, the last thing I
want...

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I mean, Teresa.

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Yeah. Bitch. Oh, whoa.

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Goodbye, Miss Parker.

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That's superintended, Parker.

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Mama, let's go.

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Nonsense.

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We haven't done our repairs. Come here.

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Look, there is nothing wrong with my
faucet.

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Yes, make it faucet.

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Now, what you done?

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Oh, you need to call the super.

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Hey, Kim, we are the super.

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Good thing we're here.

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My pleasure.

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Yeah, you know, don't let us spoil your
evening. You won't even know we're here.

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Thank you, babe.

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As I was saying, I don't know what it is
about you, Teresa. You just make me

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weak.

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It must be the kryptonite I keep in my
pocket.

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Really?

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I thought it was your stink.

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Fix this thing. All right, all right.
Hand me the wrench.

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I said wrench.

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Oh, my bad.

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What am I supposed to do with this? I
don't know. You asked for it.

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Could you please keep it down?

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Can you?

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We're trying to work here.

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Teresa, would you like some more
champagne?

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I'd love some.

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Stick on my nose.

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You sure this isn't your mustache?

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That's it, Stanley. I don't have to take
this.

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I'm leaving.

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No. No, no, no, no, no.

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I hope we didn't ruin the evening.

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You didn't. We'll just go to my place
where it's quiet.

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Like I don't have a key to her.
apartment, too.

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Come on, Kim. Our here's done.

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But, Mama, what about this faucet? Girl,
that thing is broken. Come on.

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Hey, Kim, thanks for letting us study
here. I do it at my house, but my mom's

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uncomfortable having sex when I'm
around.

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Oh, your dad's back?

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Not until next week.

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Oh, Kim, I need to get my grub on. You
mind if I snoop through your kitchen?

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go on.

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Now that me and Mama get free rent, we
can buy real brand names.

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Hello, Kool -Aid. Goodbye, sugar water.

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Uh, Kim, you've got 70 messages.

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Oh, that's nothing. We had more this
morning.

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Hi, this is Jeff Davis in 31. I still
need my drain unclocked. And this time,

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could you bring a plunger instead of a
wire hanger?

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What, does she want matches, too?

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Oh, an obscene phone call.

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Uh -uh. That's Jeff Davis again.

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He has asthma.

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Nikki, when are you going to finish
installing my front door lock?

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Anyone could just walk in it.

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You know, I could be wrong, but I think
your tenants are pissed.

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What do they want from me?

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Hello, you're the super. Aren't you
supposed to fix things?

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Only during business hours. The sixth
Monday of every month. Or whenever you

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catch us.

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Can I help you?

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My apartment still hasn't been papered
or painted. Aldo promised... to have it

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done when I moved in.

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I'm sorry, you're going to have to come
back during our regular business hours.

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Which are?

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Whenever you can catch us, boo -boo.

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I'm telling you, this job is exhausting.

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Why, all the physical labor? No, coming
up with all the lies.

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It's making my head hurt.

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Mama, you got to do something. The
tenants are complaining.

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Can't I even get my foot in the door?

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hearing about everybody else's problems.

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What about mine? Damn. Now I just ripped
my new stockings on a broken rail

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outside.

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I wish somebody could fix that.

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Uh, wouldn't that be your job?

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Uh, wouldn't that be none of your
business?

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Mama, don't take this the wrong way, but
you stink as a super.

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Hey, baby.

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Miss Parker, stay out of my apartment.

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I wasn't in your apartment, Professor.

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Oh, really?

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Then how did this video camera get in my
bathroom?

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I don't know. I burned your bedroom. Ah!

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See, I knew it.

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Look, Miss Parker, you need to get on
the ball. The tenants have had it with

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and Kim.

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Now one more mishap, and you're out.

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Girl, he's just tripping.

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wallpaper to read the department.

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Because we have to finish this job
today. Now, you heard the professor. If

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more tenant complains, we can kiss our
free rent goodbye.

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Well, being in the building super sucks.

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Well, it was your idea, Kim.

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Since when do you listen to me?

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Come on, Mama. The owner's the one who
gave us the money to hire somebody.

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Well, why would we do that when we can
do it ourselves and pocket the money?

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What do you know about wallpaper and
painting?

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Look, all we gotta do is follow the
instructions in this book. Now, let's

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here. Okay.

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Warning. Before attempting any job, read
this manual from cover to cover.

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Well, hell, who's got that kind of time?

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Just feel it. Feel it.

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Go, go, go!

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they figured with y 'all on the job, the
building wouldn't last that long.

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Well, the important thing to remember is
it's all behind you now.

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It didn't work out.

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It's nobody's fault, no one to blame.

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You're right.

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Thanks for being such a good friend,
girl.

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Anytime. Mm -hmm. You all right with me
playing?

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do next week? Rent?

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I thought since you got us fired as the
Supers, you were covering my head for

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the rent this month.

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First of all, I didn't get us fired. We
got us fired.

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Ms.

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Parker, what are you doing in my
apartment?

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Well, as your fiancé, do I really need a
reason?

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Will you stop saying that?

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And what's with the camera?

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What camera?

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Look, I don't know why you still have my
key, but I want it back.

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Now. Okay.

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But you have to come get it.

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Keep it.

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I'd rather live on the streets.

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important thing to remember, it's behind
you now.